\> Saudi: Assad evil secular heretic who should die so we build pipleine, support Al Qaeda
\> Qatar: Assad evil secular heretic who should die so we build pipeline. Support ISIS and Muslim Brotherhood.
\> Turkey: We faggots, we Ottoman empire now, Assad must go because reasons support Al Qaeda and ISIS.
\> Israel: We want as many arabs to die as possible and we scared that Iran will get foothold in Syria on muh Golan heights, cut off Hezbollah in Lebanon, Assad must go support everything evil.
\> USA: We faggots now. We spread liberal democracy and do whatever the jews and the Saudi's tell us to do. We Wolfowitz doctrine to keep our hegemony and prop up Saudi's to keep petrodollar. We want Russia to lose gas monopoly in Europe so Assad must go.
\> France/Uk/Germany: We faggots. Disregard.
\> Russia: Muh Naval Base. Muh Gas monopoly. We cockblock America at any opportunity. We test weapons on kebab and get rid of Soviet surplus bombs.
\> Iran: We Shia hegemony, and we protect Assad our best ally. We want foothold in Syria to cuck the jews and prop up Hezbollah. We in Cold War with Saudi's and Qatar and we want to cockblock America.
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